United Press International: Faith: Woman marries herself

For Jennifer Hoes, a Dutch student, May 28 will be a doubly exciting day. She'll turn 30, and she'll be a blushing bride -- plus her own groom. In the Trouwzaal, or wedding room, of the City Hall of Haarlem in the Netherlands, Jennifer will marry herself.

Narcissism gone bezerk! This is a person who is following her beliefs about marriage and gender differences to their logical conclusion. Re-definition creates bizarre ontologies.