Bush Has The One Ring To Rule Them All??

Amazingly, Iraqi forces have attempted to spread disinformation regarding the One Ring of Power commonly thought to have been destroyed millenia ago. The link above is a copy of this propaganda but obviously a fake. Please note that you can see Mr. Bush which eliminates the possibility that this is the One Ring. Wearing the ring renders one invisible or so I have it on good authority (thanks, Samwise). Intelligence sources state that Iraq is actually in possession of the ring and is moving it around at night in mobile "ring" protection carriers. Since the Ring is banned under U.N. treaty, proof of possession is all the reason the U.S. needs to go to war.